Rogério, ajuda-nos

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

The Catcher in the Rye, J. D. Salinger

Pegando neste post do john:

Se querem mesmo saber, a primeira coisa vão querer ouvir é onde eu nasci, e como foi a minha péssima infância, e qual era o emprego dos meus pais antes de me terem, e todas essas merdas à David Copperfield, mas não me apetece falar disso, para ser sincero.

E tu, como traduzes o teu Salinger?